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英文加法
爆笑指數:5
說笑者:jun123123 2002-03-22

•英文加法


Johnny was at home doing his Maths homework. He said to himself


「Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, t
hat son of a bitch is nine…」

In that moment, his mother comes in and hears what he is saying


「 Johnny, what are you doing?! Why are you saying that?!」

Johnny answered:
「 I'm doing my Mathematics homework, Mom.」

She said:「And is that what your teacher taught you?」

Johnny replied:「Yes.」

The next day, worried about the education her son was receiving,
she went to Johnny's school to talk to the teacher. The mother
said to his Mathematics teacher:

「I would like to discuss what you are teaching my son in Mathem
atics?」

The teacher replied:
「 Right now, we are learning addition problems.」

Johnny's mother asked:
「And............ are you teaching them to say 『two plus two, t
hat son of a bitch is four?』」

When the teacher stopped laughing he replied...

「Not at all! What I taught them was... 『two plus two, THE SUM
OF WHICH IS four』…」

(編: plus=加;addition problem=加法問題)


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〔Origin:蕃薯藤網托邦〕

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