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女性話中話〔英文版 〕
爆笑指數:8
說笑者:jun123123 2002-03-22

•女性話中話〔英文版 2〕


Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious
by now

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about??

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a
good game on TV

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're
really not going to like

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

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〔Origin:蕃薯藤網托邦〕

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