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好萊塢電影
爆笑指數:45
說笑者:趴趴 2002-08-13

10 things you would never know if it weren't for Hollywood movies!
好萊塢電影教我們的十件事
1. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.
口紅只要一擦上去,就永遠不會褪掉,就算潛水時也不會

2. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
被毒打也不會露出痛苦表情的男人,卻會在女人為他清洗傷口時退縮

3. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
一隻火柴足夠照亮足球場那麼大的空間

4. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
任何人從惡夢中驚醒時會突然坐起來喘氣

5. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
就算開直路,也必須三不五時地大力向右打方向盤

6. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
一個人射殺二十個人比二十個人射殺一個人成功的機會大

7. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them
狗永遠知道誰是壞人,而且一定會對他們吠叫

8. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
所有的炸彈都會裝有顯示紅色報時數字的大型計時器,讓你清楚知道他們何時會爆炸

9. Guns are like disposable razors-if you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. You can always find a new one.
槍枝就像是拋棄式的刮鬍刀,如果子彈用光了,把槍丟掉就是了,你總是可以找到一隻新的

10.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended fromduty.
警探只有在被停職後才會破案

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