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童言無忌-外國篇
爆笑指數:28
說笑者:Alice 2003-06-18

童言無忌-外國篇
A six-year-old girl asks her mother:「Mommy, how old are you?」
一個六歲的小女孩問她媽媽:「媽咪,妳幾歲呢?」

The mother replies:「Honey, that's a very personal question.
You are not supposed to ask a woman her age.」
媽媽回答:「寶貝,這是非常私人的問題.
妳不應該這樣問一個女人她的年紀.」

Then she asks:「How much do you weigh?」
女孩又問:「那妳有多重呢?」

The mother says:「Honey, that is also a personal question.
People don't want to be asked about their weight.」
媽媽又回答:「寶貝,這也是一個非常私人的問題.
人們不會想被問到他們的體重.」

The girl goes on:「Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?」
女孩接著又問:「媽咪,為什麼妳要和爹地離婚呢?」

The mother says:「That's a very sensitive subject.
When you are older, I'll tell you.」
媽媽說了:「這是個非常敏感的問題.當妳長大時,我將會告訴妳.」

The next day,
the girl goes to the kindergarten and tells her friend
about the conversation she had with her mother.
隔天,小女孩到了幼稚園,告訴她的朋友有關她和媽媽的對話內容.

Her friend says:「That's easy!! Look at her driver's license.
You can find all the information in there.」
她的朋友說:「這簡單!看她的駕照.妳能在這裡找到所有的答案.」

So the girl finds her mother's driver's license in her purse,
looks at it for a while, smiles big, and runs to her mother.
所以女孩在媽媽的皮包裡找出了駕照,
看了一會兒,很開心地笑,而且跑向媽媽那裡.

「Mommy, mommy, I know how old you are! You are 32!
I know how much you weigh, too! You weigh 130 pounds!
And I also know why you got a divorce! You got an "F" in sex!」
「媽咪,媽咪!我知道妳幾歲了!妳現在32歲!
我也知道妳多重了,妳有130磅!
而且我也知道為什麼妳會離婚!妳在性上面獲得"F"(被當了)!」

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